Love at first sight...

Ladies and gents, I am heads over heels in love.  And to make it worse, it's that new flush of love period where all you can think about is the object of your affection.  An image pops into my head and my heart skips a beat, my loins surge, I melt into a puddle of cliches.

The subject of such devotion?

The new Chelsea Boucle Satchel from Coach

I have already imagined myself, filing me papers in this beauty, slinging it over my shoulder, allowing its subtle sequins to catch the light.  Hmmmm... no man has ever aroused such desire...